Tuesday, 19 June 2007

Const Wars

A long time ago, in an IRC channel far, far away...

Episode 5

A NEW CONST

It is a period of civil war. Rebel posters, striking from irc and the newsgroups, strive to win their final victory against the evil Constant Empire.

During this battle, Rebel agents were horrified to discover that the Empire's ultimate weapon, the D 2.0 Release, a new compiler with three kinds of const, had been released.

Pursued by the Empire's sinister agents, Princess Mutable races against the clock to find a way to destroy the terrible compiler to save her people and restore mutability to the galaxy...

Episode 5

A NEW CONST

It is a period of civil war. Rebel posters, striking from irc and the newsgroups, strive to win their final victory against the evil Mutable Empire.

During this battle, Rebel agents were horrified to discover that the Rebel's ultimate weapon, the D 2.0 Release, a new compiler with three kinds of const, was feared and hated.

Pursued by the Empire's sinister agents, Princess Invariant races against the clock to find a way to justify the badly needed compiler to save her people and restore type safety to the galaxy...

That's the wonderful thing about religion; you can use it to justify anything, with no requirement for facts or logic!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

"That's the wonderful thing about religion; you can use it to justify anything, with no requirement for facts or logic!"

OTOH many of the claims of many faiths and some religions can be supported by facts and logic.

OTOOT: all - many == to many :b

OdeFu said...

Brilliant! =) How do you come up with this stuff? :D

Jim said...

This war has to end, finally.