No, I'm not dead.
Just thought I'd drop a line to Pragma who has just chiselled himself out a new corner of Cyberspace over at Phase Positive.
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U+3020; that guy's just creepy. You know what I could really go for right now? A sandwich; nice crispy bacon, some lettuce and a bit of parmesan on top. Damnit, now I'm hungry; look what you've done!
Any similarities to Kirk McDonald, Ronald McDonald, Old McDonald, MC Hammer, Carol Channing, Hiragi Najica, a bowl of potato chips or an Indian elephant named 'Cecil' are coincidental and mean you should probably go see an optometrist. Seriously, we're talking coke-bottle level correction, buddy.